Fairfax County has a poop problem

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/fairfax-neighbors-head-to-court-over-unscooped-dog-poop/2011/10/19/gIQAPCRkDM_story.html?hpid=z2

http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/virginia-woman-found-not-guilty-of-violating-pooper-scooper-law-after-jury-trial/2011/10/26/gIQANQlAIM_story.html

Dear Fairfax County,

YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE JUSTICE SYSTEM.

And a double embarrassment to the integrity of your citizens. I cannot believe you wasted taxpayer dollars and a JURY’S TIME on PROSECUTING A DOG WALKER for maybe/maybe not failing to pick up a piece of dog poop. And LO AND BEHOLD – they cleared her!  

I also cannot believe that there are communities full of people that are ACTUALLY INSANE ENOUGH to send in dog shit for DNA TESTING so you can prove what evil citizen forgot to bring a biodegradable plastic poop baggie with them and then SHAME THEM PUBLICALLY.

You people are clearly on crack, because there is no other explanation beyond a really bizarre poop fetish.  But I could not come up with a better personification for the kind of retard that spends three quarters of a million dollars to live in a McTownHomeCommunity then this story.  WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST HIRE A CALL GIRL TO CRAP ON YOUR CHEST NEXT TIME?

It would be a lot less embarrassing to the rest of us.

And FWIW – I clean up after my dog and think others should, too. But I’m pretty sure a simple citation would have covered this one.

Cheers,
The rest of us