Saturday, June 25, 2011

Sam Trombley is a Moron

Thank you, Sam Trombley, you've made our shit list today. But mostly you've made our WTF list.

How is it possible that anyone, in this day and age, could be dumb enough to think that because you legalize same sex marriage, there's going to be a HIV epidemic because the gays are going to... start having more sex? I can't believe anyone was stupid enough to think that gay people weren't having sex all along because the US government didn't recognize them as couples, and therefore they were just totally all waiting until these pesky little bills passed, so they could do it all legal-like.

And how is it even possible that you think that a HIV-epidemic is going to come from people committing their lives to EACH OTHER and thus, forsaking all others and lowering their risk of STDs?

As the New York Senate prepares to vote on marriage equality, Sam Trombley (R), a member of the Clinton County Legislature, argued that homosexuality is a public health risk: “I’m surprised the health department has not come out against this because we are going to have an HIV epidemic if this passes.” He added, “You don’t see two male dogs sleeping in the same dog house together.”

Idiot.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Yuppie City


Oh, DC.
Thank you for providing us with further proof that the city has “gentrified.” And by “gentrified” I mean “turned into a bunch of really insipid whiners who pay $800,000 for a row house and are LITERALLY COMPLAINING IN THE BLOGOSPHERE ABOUT PEOPLE THROWING THEIR BIO-DEGRADABLY BAGGED, TIED OFF AND SANITIZED DOG SHIT IN THE ‘INCORRECT’ TRASH CAN.”
FYI? People still get shot here.

Wow, Senator Hamerlinck, you sound like Sam Arora.

http://www.iowademocrats.org/2011/06/go-back-home-iowa-republicans-welcome-students-testimony/

“I do not like it when students actually come here and lobby me for funds.  That’s just my opinion. I want to wish you guys the best.  I want you to go home and graduate.  But this political fear, leave the circus to us OK?  Go home and enjoy yourselves.  I want to thank you for joining us and though I have to concede, your time speaking before us is kind of a tad intense.   It’s probably a pretty new experience.  You probably prepared for it for days and you sat there in front of us trying to make sure your remarks were just right, and that’s a good thing.  But actually spending your time worrying about what we’re doing up here, I don’t want you to do that.  Go back home. Thanks guys.”
Ass.

Everyone knows it's our favorite thing here when our elected public officials don't care about the opinions of their constituents or the general public.